"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via flowing-air)
"From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people."
my goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
"Meanwhile, the presumed stockpile of penis photos taken by Hollywood actors remains curiously untouched"
- person: get your license
- me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
"I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed."